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You are poor and dumb. It’s okay.

Dumb CryptoPunks are free NFTs that will make you rich Supreme Beings. To qualify, you must be extremely dumb. — Hello frens 👋, This is a guest article from cosmic lord Drake. He’s sensed extreme dumb on earth mid-2021, when people started saying “Web3”. To receive a Punk NFT (… serious) and become celestial, keep reading. Or go to their website. Hello — This is Drake speaking. I know you are poor and dumb.

Web3

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You are poor and dumb. It’s okay.
You are poor and dumb. It’s okay.
Web3

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Oct 17, 2021

The SolPunks Personality Cult | How trademark trolls destroy NFT

Website, @DumbMeta, Discord, /r/DumbMeta. Update (4/2022): This is #4 — Read parts 1, 2, 3, 4 (feat. on CoinTelegraph as ChunkeMonke.) The SolPunks Personality Cult | How trademark trolls destroy NFT Everything below are opinions… obviously—but not for everyone. Life. Quite the wild ride. In 3 weeks, we launched a NFT, wrote 3 articles (1, 2, 3) and was a dox target. And today —…

Nft

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The SolPunks Personality Cult | How trademark trolls destroy NFT
The SolPunks Personality Cult | How trademark trolls destroy NFT
Nft

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Oct 16, 2021

The Most Toxic Discord in Crypto | How our project was almost killed by a $100M Solana NFT over dumb jokes.

0 to dox in 2 weeks | A culture of power abuse when thugs take over. — Website, @DumbMeta, Discord, /r/DumbMeta. Update (4/2022): This is #3— Read parts 1, 2, 3, 4 (feat. on CoinTelegraph as ChunkeMonke.) Well, it’s been fun. 2 weeks ago, “Tractor”, $100M SolPunks “leader” discovered our writing. He took our dumb jokes personally and tried to destroy us.

Nft

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The Most Toxic Discord in Crypto | How our project was almost killed by a $100M Solana NFT over…
The Most Toxic Discord in Crypto | How our project was almost killed by a $100M Solana NFT over…
Nft

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Oct 8, 2021

Good Dad, Awful Son: The DoNotPay Scam

Twitter (@DumbMeta, @DumbCryptoPunks), Discord, /r/DumbMeta. It’s no exaggeration to say Bill Browder is an American hero. This is the man who led the enactment of the Magnitsky Act. As I recently found out, he’s set to be the real-life hero in “Red Notice” ($160M Netflix movie, release 11/2021). …

Scam

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Good Dad, Awful Son: The DoNotPay Scam
Good Dad, Awful Son: The DoNotPay Scam
Scam

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Oct 3, 2021

The $100M “Solana CryptoPunks” Pyramid Scheme

Website, @DumbMeta, Discord, /r/DumbMeta. Update (4/2022): This is #2— Read parts 1, 2, 3, 4 (feat. on CoinTelegraph as ChunkeMonke.) *Note: Please do NOT mint our stupid token if you’re poor. Seriously. 99% chance it’ll go to 0. Only mint to show support and think it’s funny. We’d appreciate if…

Nft

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The $100M “Solana CryptoPunks” Pyramid Scheme
The $100M “Solana CryptoPunks” Pyramid Scheme
Nft

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Sep 26, 2021

Someone is trying to trademark CryptoPunks. And it’s not Larva Labs.

Website, @DumbMeta, Discord, /r/DumbMeta. feat. on CoinTelegraph This September, we founded Satire Labs with one clear mission: To make an obscene amount of money for us and you (the person buying our NFTs) through parodies. So much money, you will need to consult with “Boatload Engineers” to measure your wealth¹. …

Nft

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Someone is trying to trademark CryptoPunks. And it’s not Larva Labs.
Someone is trying to trademark CryptoPunks. And it’s not Larva Labs.
Nft

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